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Funny Bones?
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by hvlawson on 22-09-2008
Does anyone have a funny joke to share? Perhaps someone has a funny story.
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September 24th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Example:My papaw will tell me not to climb on something or I will scratch my back I do that and i fall and scratch my back all he says is “I told u.” then he chucles and walks away. Thats why I don’t cry over small things.
September 25th, 2008 at 12:14 am
That’s funny, Jada! It kind of has a moral to it too-Don’t sweat the small stuff!
September 26th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Why did the chicken go to Kentucky Fried Chicken?
September 26th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Why did the mouse run on his wheel in his cage?
September 30th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Okay, Olivia and Alyssa! You have to tell me! I can’t wait to hear the answers!
September 30th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Noah has a funny story ask him about the dorito bag and his mom sleeping ;^)
September 30th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
OK, Erin! Will do! Hey-don’t forget to get your agenda signed!
October 1st, 2008 at 5:52 pm
O tay do u have a funny story
October 1st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I meant to put kay
October 1st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Yes,actually. It’s something from when I was little. As you know, I adore squirrels. Well, when I was little my Dad went hunting, killed and stuffed a squirrel for me so I could have one in the house. I love that squirrel. I loved it so much that I rubbed all of the fur off its tail and even bit off his nose! Weird, but true!
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Yea that is real funny ;^)
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:47 pm
You’re right, Erin! Noah’s joke was hilarious!
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Yes I know his mom told us at S.M.A.R.T Moves
October 5th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
This isn’t a joke its a riddle: a cowboy rode into town on his on a friday stay three days and left on friday how did he do that?
October 5th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
My bad!he rode into town on his horse
October 7th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Hmmm…was the horse’s name Friday?
October 7th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I love riddles!
October 11th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
yep!!!!!!
October 12th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I missed you Thursday and Friday, Erin! Were you not feeling well?
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says
why the long face? lol classic
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
How funny! Thanks for sharing, Logan!
November 8th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Mrs.Lawson Why Did The Purrple Horse Cross The Road?
November 8th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
I don’t know, Alyssa. Why?
November 10th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
to eat oranges constanatly
November 10th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Hi Mrs.Lawson its me Dalton From Last Year How are you and i miss all of you and how is Mrs.Merces baby coming?
November 10th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
to eat oranges constantly!
November 12th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Ha! That’s a good one! You even made it relate to Science!
November 12th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Hi, Dalton! How do you like VMS? You’ll have to stop by and visit sometime! Mrs. Mercier’s baby daughter was born Monday night. She and Mrs. Mercier are doing well.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I know it made my mom laugh and she was proud of me for being a/b honor roll! I’ve got another joke “Why did the human bob it’s neck?”
November 21st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
that’s good i’m on the computer at vms well got to go bye Mrs.Lawson
November 21st, 2008 at 1:06 pm
why did the bubble gum cross the road because he was stuck to the bottom of the chickens foot
November 21st, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I’m proud of you, Alyssa! You’ve definitely earned A?B Honor Roll! So, tell me…why did the human bob his neck?
November 21st, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Great, Dalton! Feel free to write anytime, anywhere!
November 21st, 2008 at 9:45 pm
That is hilarious, Kaylei! I’ll have to tell Jason that one!
December 5th, 2008 at 10:46 am
hey i got another one “ok there is a train right and its an electric train and its going north so where is the smoke blowing?
December 5th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Hmmm…could it be that there is no smoke blowing-it’s an electric train? Ha! Ha!
December 20th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Ha! you got it i thought u couldn’t get it but i have another one “Knock Knock you say whos there i say peek-a-boo you say peek-a-boo who i say peek-a-boo i see you ha!
December 20th, 2008 at 11:27 am
I like that one, Alyssa! It reminds me of Laken. She loves playing peek-a-boo. Thanks for blogging!
December 20th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
MyHotComments Hey Mrs.Lawson!! Merry Christmas!!! This is very funny!!Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
December 20th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Hey Mrs.Lawson how are you it’s dalton i’m on mine and alyssa’s computer its really hers but she shares it with me!!
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Merry Christmas Mrs.Lawson!!!!!
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:40 am
Merry Christmas, Alyssa & Dalton!
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:40 am
Hi, Dalton! I’m glad you’re blogging! You have a great sister, you know!
November 19th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
hi i hope you’ll have a great thanksgiving see you next week
November 19th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Thanks, Kodi! I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving, too!